{"product_id":"be-kind-of-a-bitch","title":"Be Kind... of a bitch","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Balanced Approach: The \"Be Kind... of a Bitch\" Retro Keychain\u003c\/b\u003e 😇😈\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eIt’s all about boundaries, isn't it? This keychain perfectly sums up the modern philosophy: lead with kindness, but never forget to stand your ground. Our hilarious \"Be Kind... of a Bitch\" design is now available in the witty, statement-making Retro Hotel shape. It’s the perfect daily reminder to be sweet—but never a doormat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRetro Style, Realistic Rules\u003c\/b\u003e 🔑 This isn’t just a keychain; it’s a personality statement. We’ve captured this relatable truth and placed it on a bold, classic Retro Shape that adds a touch of vintage flair to your daily carry. Your \"sweet but sharp\" vibe remains unmistakable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDurable PETG Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted with precision, we use highly durable PETG plastic—not PLA. This means your keychain is built to resist warping in hot cars and can handle the daily rigors of life while you handle everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSignature Finishes:\u003c\/b\u003e Choose the look that best expresses your complex personality:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6,1,1,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMidnight Sass:\u003c\/b\u003e Classic Black Base \/ Bold White Text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6,1,1,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGhost Writer:\u003c\/b\u003e Crisp White Base \/ Bold Black Text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHardware Choice:\u003c\/b\u003e Select the metal finish that complements your energy:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClassic Silver\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,1,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLuxe Gold\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eAnyone who loves sarcastic humor, witty charm, and high-key honesty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eThe friend who is genuinely sweet but refuses to take any nonsense.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eA hilarious and honest gift for a co-worker, sister, or bestie.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003eAdding personality and a bit of a \"wink\" to keys, backpacks, or purses.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOwn your dual nature and set your boundaries proudly—add this iconic retro keychain to your everyday carry today!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"North Wood Dream","offers":[{"title":"Midnight Sass: Classic Black Base \/ White Text \/ Gold","offer_id":47034319208676,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight Sass: Classic Black Base \/ White Text \/ Silver","offer_id":48811305304292,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ghost Writer: Crisp White Base \/ Black Text \/ Gold","offer_id":47034319339748,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ghost Writer: Crisp White Base \/ Black Text \/ Silver","offer_id":48811305337060,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/8427\/3892\/files\/IMG_4519.jpg?v=1776958745","url":"https:\/\/northwooddream.com\/products\/be-kind-of-a-bitch","provider":"North Wood Dream","version":"1.0","type":"link"}