{"product_id":"sorry-im-late-i-didnt-want-to-come","title":"Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThe Honest RSVP: The \"Sorry I'm Late\" Retro Keychain\u003c\/b\u003e 😴\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eSome invitations are just mandates. Our brutally honest and hilariously relatable \"Sorry I'm Late. I Didn't Want to Come.\" design is now available in a self-aware Retro Hotel shape. It’s the ultimate daily reminder that you showed up—and honestly, that is enough effort for one day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eVintage Charm, Necessary Honesty\u003c\/b\u003e 🔑 This isn’t just a keychain; it’s a social commentary. We’ve captured this iconic, relatable sentiment and placed it on a bold, classic Retro Shape that adds a touch of sarcastic, vintage flair to your daily carry. Your level of honesty stays crisp and clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eDurable PETG Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted with precision, we use highly durable PETG plastic. This means your keychain is built to resist warping in hot cars and can handle the daily chaos while you quietly plot your early exit from the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eSignature Finishes:\u003c\/b\u003e Choose the look that best fits your social battery:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,1,0,0\"\u003eMidnight Sass:\u003c\/b\u003e Classic Black Base \/ Bold White Text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,1,1,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,1,1,0\"\u003eGhost Writer:\u003c\/b\u003e Crisp White Base \/ Bold Black Text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eHardware Choice:\u003c\/b\u003e Select the metal finish that complements your \"I'd rather be home\" aesthetic:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,2,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,1,0,0\"\u003eClassic Silver\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"5,2,1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,1,1,0\"\u003eLuxe Gold\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eAnyone who loves sarcastic humor and high-key honesty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003eThe friend who shows up late with a coffee in hand and a perfect excuse ready.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eA hilarious gift for a co-worker who survives on \"meetings that could have been emails.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003eAdding personality to keys, event bags, or backpacks with a message everyone relates to.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eYou made it—that's what counts! Add this iconic retro keychain to your everyday carry today!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"North Wood Dream","offers":[{"title":"Midnight Sass: Classic Black Base \/ White Text \/ Gold","offer_id":47034399490276,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight Sass: Classic Black Base \/ White Text \/ Silver","offer_id":48811170529508,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ghost Writer: Crisp White Base \/ Black Text \/ Gold","offer_id":47034399621348,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ghost Writer: Crisp White Base \/ Black Text \/ Silver","offer_id":48811170562276,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0726\/8427\/3892\/files\/IMG_4529.jpg?v=1776956294","url":"https:\/\/northwooddream.com\/products\/sorry-im-late-i-didnt-want-to-come","provider":"North Wood Dream","version":"1.0","type":"link"}