Allergic to Stupid People Keychain

Declare Your Intolerance with Vintage Style: The "Allergic to Stupid People" Retro Keychain! 

You loved the bookmark, now carry your truth everywhere you go! Our popular "Allergic to Stupid People" design is officially available in the classic, statement-making Retro Hotel Keychain shape. It’s the perfect daily reminder for anyone who appreciates witty sass and isn't afraid to show it.

Vintage Charm, Modern Durability 🔑

This isn't just a keychain; it's a wearable mood! We've taken our best-selling design and translated it onto a bold, classic Retro Shape that evokes vintage charm and stands out immediately.

• Durable PETG Material: Crafted with precise 3D printing, we use highly durable PETG plastic—not PLA—meaning this keychain is built to resist warping in hot cars and can handle the daily "keys-to-the-ground" challenge.

• Crisp, Eye-Catching Text: 

  Choose your statement from our six stunning colorways, each designed to make your point pop:

  • Midnight Sass: Classic Black Base / White Text

  • Crystal Clarity: Sleek Transparent Base / Bold Black Text

  • Vintage Amber: Warm Transparent Base / Golden Brown Text (Perfect for that authentic retro feel!)

  • Emerald Envy: Vibrant Transparent Green / Black Text

  • Amethyst Aura: Deep Transparent Purple / Black Text

  • Ghost Writer: Crisp White Base / Black Text

The Perfect Portable Punch

This blend of vintage style and modern durability makes a stylish accessory that's as strong as your patience!

Perfect For:

• Anyone with a great sense of humor and a touch of sass.

• The witty intellectual, the introvert, or the sarcastic charm collector.

• A unique and hilarious gift for friends, family, or your favorite co-worker.

• Adding personality to keys, backpacks, or purses.

Because some days (and some people) are simply best handled with a clear statement – upgrade your everyday carry with this iconic humor today!